Emails From My Aunt: Cuban Phrase Of The Day
24 June 2009, 10:41 AM. By Alex Alvarez
Hi kids. It’s time for another installment of “Emails from my Aunt.” This time, my beloved tia in Miami decided to give me a lesson in vocabulary. Join us on this journey, won’t you?
Today’s phrase? Is “chicken wing:”
Used in a sentence:
Mi madre keeps playing the loteria; maybe one day chicken wing!
Because we love learning (And making fun of our late grandfather’s accent. Lovingly. And only somewhat maliciously.), here’s a few more words and phrases in Espanich that can help you should you happen to be lost in Miami or Corpus or what-have-you:
“Cheese”
I love her, but cheese in love with another man.
“Body wash”
I was going to go to the club and get my mack on, but no body wash my babies.
“Budweiser”
She’s got a nice body, budweiser face so busted?
“Brief”
Maria Yeslaysis laid a fart so ripe that I couldn’t brief.
“Tissue”
If you don’t know how to dance, I could tissue.
“July”
You told me things were over between you and Usnavy, but July. Julyer!
Got any others? Do feel free to chair.
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Chopping Maul.
I need some new shoes, lets go the chopping maul.
Freakiando has always been a favorite of mine.
“I got a test tomorrow y me estoy freakiando!”
Turd
“First, second, turd…”
Sheeting
“You looked at my cards. You are sheeting”
Cheese and Liver
That is my girl. Liver alone, cheese mine!
Birfday
OMG why didn’t you tell me it was your Birfday?!?! Happy Birfday mija!!!
Wheelchair:
We only have one enchalada left, but don’t worry, wheelchair.
Shoulder:
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.
OMW I could do this all day…
Sodas: That guy looks hot, sodas his frien
Juarez: My frien slap me and I said juarez your fucking prolem? bish!
Mushroom: When all of my familia get in the car, there is not mushroom!
Frito: After arguing with the pinche policia, he tol me I was frito go.
Wafer: I wanted to go to the movies with my friens, but they didn’t wafer me!
Bishop: When we went to the club, Ana fell down and I had to pick the bishop.
ok two more than I’ll stop…
Chinos: My mom thinks chinos everthing, but chinos nothing!
horchata: You can keep talking your crap horchata hell up!
These are totally reminding me of Baby Smiley: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ-bw2A8dfw
that shit was funny!! especially because my sister also pronounces pizza, peekza. sad I know.
Totally reminding me of her too. Though I have to say my guiltiest pleasure on her YouTube channel is this silly thang (warning for those at work - there are barbie dolls in compromising positions): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPI7mZ8Nv4g
Seen Canary
There’s a James Bond movie coming on with Seen Canary
My tia’s pronunciation of Sean Connery. LOL.
Anothher one Cheese wizz and school
Don’t worry Cheese wizz me, is school