Embarrassing Latino Criminals: Argentine Forger’s Case Thrown Out Due To Incompetence

A 65-year-old Argentine man was arrested after attempting to pass off two fake 100-peso notes and a 50 dollar greenback. Judges, however, found him innocent based on incompetence, so shoddy were the counterfeit bills. Now, we don’t know about you, but we would be straight-up mortified is someone tried to find our badassery “incompetent.”

Funnily enough, this isn’t the only case we’ve read about a Latino criminal of whom we’d be less embarrassed if his or her crime had actually been able to go off without a hitch. Long overdue, but here it is, our list of Embarassing Latino Criminals:

• Leo Montalvo

When transporting cocaine in the form of a suitcase, try not to act super conspicuous. Especially if you’re aware that the suitcase weigh more than its contents and that this might draw some suspicion.

• Plate Spinners

If you’re going to fly with a 42-piece dinner set, (why not ship it, you know?) you might draw some attention. Especially if you begin crushing your teacups and rubbing them on your gums.

• Latino Grocery Store Drug-Seller People

If you’re going to sell drugs illegally through our Latino grocery store, tell us. And, also, don’t try and blame it on Latino culture. Because then we will twist our massive mustache and shoot you between the ojos. As is our way. 

• Hispatinos And Their Dirty Paco Habit

There are approximately 17,389.6 ways to get high. Smoking dirty coke residue  is totes trashy and dangerous, especially when you can do something classy like huff your caca instead. 

Money Too Funny: Argentine Court Forgives Forger [NY Daily News]