These Eva Longoria Bikini Pics Are Dying For Captions. Do Your Thing, Gente.
4 June 2009, 3:15 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Eva Longoria is currently chilling with husband Tony Parker in St. Tropez, where she appears to be a big fan of leaning and stretching in various positions. We’ve pretty much never seen anything like this. When we’re in a bikini, we’re usually sprawled unconscious on a beach towel, drooling a little, or leaning forward, eyes squinting against the sun and all our little rollitos on display.
Say what you will about Eva, but she is not shy about her body. Which is pretty refreshing to see. Props to you, Evita.
Anyway, these pictures are pretty chuckle-worthy and its amusing to see Eva contort her body like she’s in some Cirque de Soleil performance.
You must captions these. Don’t disapoint us, guys.
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This is for the top picture for the post…
Tony “you better squeeze them butt cheeks”
“Excuse me, can you get your stupid scrawny ass outta my face, please, thank you!”
Love how she goes jet skiing with her million dollar wedding ring on. I hope she loses it. ;P
I think she’s posing for the cameras. But damn she looks great!
Has “Who Farted?” been used?