Four Colombian Actresses Will Show You Their Boobs For Money

Because nothing works so well as a selling point than the iced and aching points of tits, four Colombian actresses have promised to pose nude if Congress passes a law allowing actors to collect royalties when their films and shows are shown abroad. The actresses involved are Cristina Umaña, Sandra Reyes, Marcela Mar and Patricia Castañeda.

Never heard of them?

Most of them appear on telenovelas and Marcela Mar  and Patricia Castañeda scampered mostly unnoticed through the abysmal failure that was Love in the Time of Cholera: The Movie! Still interested in seeing their tits? Of course. Even though Marcela, nipples permanently rigid and frozen into turned-up noses on a smugly self-satisfied little boobieface, has already shown her tetas to the world (see below). Does this work where Colombian politics are concerned? So many questions, such little substance. 

Crooned Umaña whilst reclining in a bathtub of rose petals:

These movies are already making money in places like Spain and the United States, but the companies who make them can’t hand it over to us because of Colombian legislation. 

Then a couple of the petals fluttered suspiciously as the bathtub filled with the smell of rancid omelette, and Umaña averted her eyes, mumbling, “Wasn’t me…”

Thank you, fellow Latinas, for selflessly affixing four beaming faces, eight buttcheeks and three and a half pairs of breasts to a stereotype. That Oscar is but a Jell-O wrestling match away. 

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Cuatro actrices colombianas se desnudarán si el Congreso aprueba una ley [Noticias Cada Dia]