Gisele Is Pregnant And Tom Brady Is A Liar

Reports are trickling in - yet again - that Gisele Bündchen is knocked up with a womb gremlin of her very own. The rumors reached a crescendo last month, although Gisele's husband Tom Brady denied it, adding that "one [baby] is enough." It's unclear as to whether he was referring to his child with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan or to Gisele herself. Because she's kind of an insensitive brat and such. Who habitually soils herself. (Tell everyone.) Gisele, who is apparently three months into her pregnancy, has been open in interviews about wanting a large family, which either makes Tom's statement a lie or extremely callous.  Why do celebrities lie? "None of your business," or "You'll probably be able to tell for yourself one way or the other in like a month, genius" are sufficient statements, especially given that people tend to want to see the first three months of pregnancy through to make sure everything is ok before making announcements.  We hope their child comes out wearing a feathered headdress, kimono and American Apparel's "Afrika" leggings. Because wouldn't that be stylish?

Gisele is Pregnant! [Life&Style, print version]