Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: I Happened To Be A Personal Fan Of You, Guest

Ew, what a week. We’ve had Bill Clinton hunting for a cigar humidor in Argentina and some spankings that were decidedly not the hot kind. Plus, one of your beloved editors may or may not have just consumed an entire tube of Buffalo wing-flavored Pringles. Ill-advised. 

At least we had a lonely 14-year-old to keep us company (The ghost of a former self? Perhaps.) Old post, new comment:

Re: Emma Watson Says Robert Pattinson And Kristin Stewart Are Dating

Guest said: 

UM it is HArry Potter I don’t like the way u just dised him I happened to be A personal Fan of daniel radcliffe and robert pattinson and Emma Watson and I don’t think she said that

Well, I am a personal fan of Draco Malfoy and I heard he likes to run his fingers hesitantly over Harry’s scar while feeling his moist breath on his lips. 

“Draco. I… I don’t know about this… What if Ron finds out?”

“Harry. Ron? Seriously, dude? He’s a ginger. I kind of don’t get your obsession with him. No offense. Look, can we just get this over with? I have a raging wand-on and my lust for you knows no obstacle and blah, blah.”

BAM. SHAZAM.

“Oh Draco. That was… That was glorious.”

“Word. And you are fucking welcome. Now let’s stare out angrily, for our illicit love makes us defiant.”

And scene.

Alrighty-o. Nothing starts the weekend off right quite like a bit Harry Potter slash fiction. Make sure to share it with your dads! Happy Fathers’ Day!