Guanabee Guide: Getting To Know Our Various Latino Oprahs

The English-language media is still coming around to the idea that Latinos: Are just like us! We, too, have celebrities and scandals and trick-ass hobaggetry. Like, for example, Father Alberto Cutié “ (pronounced COO-tee-AYE).”

Did you know that Cutié is known as “Father Oprah?” Man, it seems like we have more Oprahs than anyone. Let’s make sure to acknowledge them all:

“Father Oprah“

Padre Alberto Cutié

Alberto Cutié touched the hearts of many and the bathing suit area of only one as a celebrated media personality and self-professed love and relationship expert. Perhaps his greatest piece of advice for young lovers is “Don’t get caught. Unless you can get a TV deal out of it.”

“The Mexican Oprah“

Jackie Guerra

Fool. Don’t act like you don’t know.

“The Cuban Oprah“

Cristina Saralegui

Her signature platinum bob has been seen nodding solemnly across the likes of politicians, thespians, musicians, and disgraced Father Oprahs. Basically, you ain’t shit in the Latin entertainment world if you haven’t sat on Cristina’s stage as she asks you about whatever sex tape you currently have out.

“The Super Fucking Sexy Latina Oprah“

Guanabee

You know it.

‘Father Oprah’ is big news in Hispanic community [AP]