“I got involved in something I should have had no part of.” Sigh.

Jessica Alba has released a statement regarding her involvement with
organized, hipster vandalism. And it’s predictably pussy sounding.

After getting the rap from the Oklahoma City cops for defacing a United Way billboard with a random photo of a great white shark, Jessica had this to say:

I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment, and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident.

If there’s anything more vile than a self-righteous, hipster activist, it’s a poser hipster who cracks at the first sign of the pigs. Now the shark people probably hate you, too. Oh and, by the way, the black guy you covered up wants you to buy him lunch. Does no one in America have any integrity?

Oklahoma City Police Probe Alba Link To Vandalism [CBS4]