Is Ruhama Canellis Pregnant?

It seems that every time a celebrity - or even Ruhama Canellis - carries an item at ovary-level or wears an unflattering top, pregnancy rumors spill forth from the fruitful loins of tabloid editors. We’ll concede that she, like many women, has a belly that is convex and that, at times, such a belly can appear to be bigger when smooshed under ill-fitting jeans and sweater tops.

But who knows! Maybe TVnotas is right and she’s baking up a little host in her tabernacle, so to speak.

Do let’s stare at her soft underbelly and try to figure this out. Because if she does end up pregnant, this would throw a wrench into TVyNovelas’ plans to out Alberto Cutié as an Episcogaylian or whatever. It would also mean that this man is stuck for life with a woman who was essentially his mistress. Which, of course, defies rule number twoof conducting an illicit affair, whether while married or a priest: Do not get the mistress pregnant. Rule number one being, of course, “Don’t marry the mistress.” And we see how well that’s going:

You’re failing miserably at being a proper assjack, Cutié, and do not think it won’t come back to nibble you sensually in the ass.

Check out More Pictures of a Possibly Pregnant (or Pleasantly Plump?) Ruhama

[TVnotas, print version]