Jessica Alba Donated Some Of Her Couch Cushion Change To The United Way As A Sorry For Defacing Their Ads

Jessica Alba - wife, mother, “actress,” friend to sharks - has given a donation of more than $500 to the United Way. You might recall that Jessica recently put on her favorite fedora and went a-vandalizin’ one late night in Oklahoma City. One of the giant shark posters Jessica and her friends placed illegally on various ads, bridges and electrical boxes happened to be on an ad for the United Way. 

Because nothing helps your cause quite like defacing a charming, smiling, charitable dude on a billboard to make it look like an angry shark is bursting through his chest. 

A rep from the United Way made the announcement but refused to give an exact amount as per Jessica’s request. She’s so… humble that way.

And because we know that no morning is complete without video footage of a masturbating shark, here’s this:

Surf and turf. You love it.

Jessica Alba Pays for Screwing with United Way [TMZ]