Jesus Luz Walked Out Of An Interview When Asked About His Lurf Life
19 June 2009, 12:09 PM. By Cindy Casares
Poor Jesus Luz just wants to be taken seriously as a model and all anyone wants to do is speculate about his sex life. Wait, isn’t that the same fucking thing? Just before Sao Paulo Fashion Week, Baby Jesus did an interview with Argentine gossip slut Soledad Villarreal of Espectaculo who dared to ask him how his lovelife is going. Except that the interview was in English (Presumably Baby Jesus doesn’t speak Spanish? Whore.) and it sounded more like, “How is your heart?” To which we would have responded, “Great, since the defibrillator.” But Jesus knew exactly what she was getting at and stormed out of the interview. (Just after saying he was going to work for Cucci. Heh.)
Does he honestly think a model has anything of value to say to world besides what they do in their naked time? The only modeling anyone in the world cares to hear about is how often he’s modeling his dick for Madonna’s private fashion week taking place nightly in her Kabbalah dungeon. It’s your fifteen minutes, dude. You better take it before the next cockeyed, hot snatch takes your place.
Jesus Storms Out Of Interview In Argentina [Made In Brazil]
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I would hardly call what Jesus did, “storming out”. He simply recognized where the interviewer was going to go and declined to participate, which he has the right to do. He seemed quite pleasant and the “reporter” didn’t look too insulted. Love how the media wants to make this much bigger than it obviously was.