John Mayer’s Ascertainment Of The Perez/Will.i.am Debacle

John Mayer decided to poke fun at Perez Hilton for making his Will.i.am drama so very public–by calling him out on Twitter. Makes… sense? Well, it provided some laffs, anyway. And a claim that Pink kneed Mayer in the nuts last year! Hightweets below:

@perezhilton I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu.”
1:48 AM Jun 23rd from web

@perezhilton I’d like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you’ll have the situational awareness not to get in someone’s face.
1:47 AM Jun 23rd from web in reply to PerezHilton

@perezhilton’s video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.
2:21 PM Jun 22nd from TwitterBerry

Last year P!nk kneed me in the nuts outside Chateau Marmont. I was pissing blood for days. Did I make a scene?
7:29 AM Jun 22nd from web

Can somebody please call Amex and get me a replacement card?
7:14 AM Jun 22nd from web

I love that @perezhilton uses his cellphone to log on to twitter to post a tweet to ask his followers to call the police for him.
7:06 AM Jun 22nd from web