Levi Johnston Is Half Mexican. SARAH PALIN’S GRANDBABY IS MEXICAN.
13 June 2009, 9:50 AM. By Cindy Casares
Last night, just before falling off to la la land, (that’s a brothel in south Queens), we learned a disturbing fact from one of Mario Lopez’s tweets:
I interviewed Bristol Palin’s baby daddy- Levi Johnston. Nice guy.Very shy and quiet. Loves moose hunting. Told me he’s a half Mexican! Whoa!
Whoa, indeed. This would explain the ability to impregnate in a single bound. And also maybe why the Palins have been kind of dicks to Levi? Also, we can’t wait for all the Minute Men to hear about this.
Levi Johston’s Mom, Sherry. His Mexican Half?
We initially thought, since Levi’s last name is Johnston, that his mother must be his Mexican half. But after taking a look at her, and finding out her name is Sherry, we’re not so sure. We did some research and learned that, although Sherry and Levi’s sister have made numerous press appearances with Levi, there seems to be no father in sight. And that’s when we realized, he’s got to be the Mexican one. Or else, Levi can’t do math and he’s only, like, 1/4 Mexican. Which, let’s face it, is very bloody likely.
But then, we learned that Sherry Johnston was arrested on drug charges just weeks before Levi and Bristol’s son Tripp, (who we’re now calling Tropezar), was born. This could so put her in the running for being Mexican. We just can’t decide. We need inside info. Anyone have any?
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you’re SO out of control with your posts, cindy…
Why, whatever do you mean?
no wonder, that’s what makes him kinda cute.
Maybe Sherry is a Chicana or something? That explains the “Sherry” name, because I have plenty of Chicano redneck relatives that have nicknames like “Missy” and “Carrie.” They also all vote Republican!
When Levi heard the A-Rod-knocking Bristol up- joke (yes, Dave did mean the older daughter) he felt so corny and white that he told Mario he was Meskin…as Sarah Palin refers to us.
Btw, the Moose killer couldn’t pronounce the last name Rodriguez when lashing out in an interview with Matt Lauer. More proof that she was a Rhodes Scholar…NOT.
What’s a Meskin? Is that a Mexican with a mental disability?
Mexican isn’t a race so it’s possible Sherry is Chicana (Mexican-American.) She looks kind of Spaniard with her facial features not the browner, indigenous Mexican people think of… Vikki Carr, for example, looks American almost, but is 100% Mexican… she could also be half-Mexican that would make sense…. or Levi’s dad is half-Mexican or full Mexican (doubt it) and he got the Johnston elsewhere…
OR… Levi just made it up to sound interesting, who knows.
…and who cares?
Looks kind of like a young Desi Arnez in the picture. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/DesiArnaz.jpg
Maybe his Missican half is part Cuban? Which would make Jesus Spice’s grand kid part Communist.
That Explains the Teenage pregnancy thing! LOL! Blame it on the MEXICANS!
The entire article is digustingly offensive. So what if the father is all or part Hispanic? And why does that lead to the therory that Levi’s mother got arrested on drug charges so that makes her SO likely to be the Mexican in the wood pile? Gross ignorant bigotry is so vile and ugly.(By the way I am “white” so I’m not on a personal vendetta.)
That is so clever; Tripp=Tropezar; that he is, a Tropezar.
Hey Folks ,you need to know more about this ,every body is just gossiping like me.That guy look like a cubiche ,by the way check with the cubans because unlike it the other countries of south america they dont have indigenous race.That nation have an HETEROGENEOUS lineage,breed,blood etc.35%white,11%black,1,5%arabian,1%asian,51.5%mulatos(the results of any combinations of those%),I’ve been in Florida and Cuba and I KNOW
Well done! Terrible writing with a tasteless touch of blatant racism. It was neither clever nor funny to suggest that there could be some sort of link between Levi’s mother’s arrest and her possibly Mexican heritage. Before you pretend that the joke is on all of the offended readers because the writer is Mexican himself/herself, you should probably think about how anonymous you are on the internet, and that who you are in reality isn’t really relevant when you make comments like that through this medium.
I’m wondering if the kid comes with a green card?
geeez ppl need a sense a humor! i thought this was hilarious and im not offended at all and im mexican…