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Levi Johnston Is Half Mexican. SARAH PALIN'S GRANDBABY IS MEXICAN.
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I interviewed Bristol Palin's baby daddy- Levi Johnston. Nice guy.Very shy and quiet. Loves moose hunting. Told me he's a half Mexican! Whoa!Whoa, indeed. This would explain the ability to impregnate in a single bound. And also maybe why the Palins have been kind of dicks to Levi? Also, we can't wait for all the Minute Men to hear about this.
Levi Johston's Mom, Sherry. His Mexican Half?

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- LOL
- CHISPAS
- AY DIOS MIO
- QUE CUTE
- NERDO
- NACO
- CURSI
- QUE COOL
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Comments
you're SO out of control with your posts, cindy...
ReplyWhy, whatever do you mean?
Replyno wonder, that's what makes him kinda cute.
ReplyMaybe Sherry is a Chicana or something? That explains the "Sherry" name, because I have plenty of Chicano redneck relatives that have nicknames like "Missy" and "Carrie." They also all vote Republican!
ReplyWhen Levi heard the A-Rod-knocking Bristol up- joke (yes, Dave did mean the older daughter) he felt so corny and white that he told Mario he was Meskin...as Sarah Palin refers to us.
ReplyBtw, the Moose killer couldn't pronounce the last name Rodriguez when lashing out in an interview with Matt Lauer. More proof that she was a Rhodes Scholar...NOT.
ReplyWhat's a Meskin? Is that a Mexican with a mental disability?
ReplyMexican isn't a race so it's possible Sherry is Chicana (Mexican-American.) She looks kind of Spaniard with her facial features not the browner, indigenous Mexican people think of... Vikki Carr, for example, looks American almost, but is 100% Mexican... she could also be half-Mexican that would make sense.... or Levi's dad is half-Mexican or full Mexican (doubt it) and he got the Johnston elsewhere... OR... Levi just made it up to sound interesting, who knows.
Reply...and who cares?
ReplyLooks kind of like a young Desi Arnez in the picture. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/DesiArnaz.jpg Maybe his Missican half is part Cuban? Which would make Jesus Spice's grand kid part Communist.
ReplyThat Explains the Teenage pregnancy thing! LOL! Blame it on the MEXICANS!
ReplyThe entire article is digustingly offensive. So what if the father is all or part Hispanic? And why does that lead to the therory that Levi's mother got arrested on drug charges so that makes her SO likely to be the Mexican in the wood pile? Gross ignorant bigotry is so vile and ugly.(By the way I am "white" so I'm not on a personal vendetta.)
ReplyThat is so clever; Tripp=Tropezar; that he is, a Tropezar.
ReplyHey Folks ,you need to know more about this ,every body is just gossiping like me.That guy look like a cubiche ,by the way check with the cubans because unlike it the other countries of south america they dont have indigenous race.That nation have an HETEROGENEOUS lineage,breed,blood etc.35%white,11%black,1,5%arabian,1%asian,51.5%mulatos(the results of any combinations of those%),I've been in Florida and Cuba and I KNOW
ReplyWell done! Terrible writing with a tasteless touch of blatant racism. It was neither clever nor funny to suggest that there could be some sort of link between Levi's mother's arrest and her possibly Mexican heritage. Before you pretend that the joke is on all of the offended readers because the writer is Mexican himself/herself, you should probably think about how anonymous you are on the internet, and that who you are in reality isn't really relevant when you make comments like that through this medium.
ReplyI'm wondering if the kid comes with a green card?
Replygeeez ppl need a sense a humor! i thought this was hilarious and im not offended at all and im mexican...
ReplySo her doing drugs makes her more likely to be Mexican? And you seriously meant it? You've got some guts to be so politically incorrect lady.
ReplyWow you guys are dumb! Obviously his dad is the Mexican, cuz white dads stick around, amirite? My dad's Mexican and my mom's white, and my last name is the whitest white girl name ever. Why? I have my mom's last name!
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