Levi Johnston Is Half Mexican. SARAH PALIN'S GRANDBABY IS MEXICAN.

13 Jun 2009 | 13:50

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Last night, just before falling off to la la land, (that's a brothel in south Queens), we learned a disturbing fact from one of Mario Lopez's tweets:

I interviewed Bristol Palin's baby daddy- Levi Johnston. Nice guy.Very shy and quiet. Loves moose hunting. Told me he's a half Mexican! Whoa!

Whoa, indeed. This would explain the ability to impregnate in a single bound. And also maybe why the Palins have been kind of dicks to Levi? Also, we can't wait for all the Minute Men to hear about this.

Levi Johston's Mom, Sherry. His Mexican Half?

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We initially thought, since Levi's last name is Johnston, that his mother must be his Mexican half. But after taking a look at her, and finding out her name is Sherry, we're not so sure. We did some research and learned that, although Sherry and Levi's sister have made numerous press appearances with Levi, there seems to be no father in sight. And that's when we realized, he's got to be the Mexican one. Or else, Levi can't do math and he's only, like, 1/4 Mexican. Which, let's face it, is very bloody likely. But then, we learned that Sherry Johnston was arrested on drug charges just weeks before Levi and Bristol's son Tripp, (who we're now calling Tropezar), was born. This could so put her in the running for being Mexican. We just can't decide. We need inside info. Anyone have any?

What do you think?

LOL
CHISPAS
AY DIOS MIO
QUE CUTE
NERDO
NACO
CURSI
QUE COOL

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ADizle June 13, 2009

you're SO out of control with your posts, cindy...
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Cindy Casares June 13, 2009

Why, whatever do you mean?
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Guest June 13, 2009

no wonder, that's what makes him kinda cute.
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Guest June 13, 2009

Maybe Sherry is a Chicana or something? That explains the "Sherry" name, because I have plenty of Chicano redneck relatives that have nicknames like "Missy" and "Carrie." They also all vote Republican!
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Latinista June 13, 2009

When Levi heard the A-Rod-knocking Bristol up- joke (yes, Dave did mean the older daughter) he felt so corny and white that he told Mario he was Meskin...as Sarah Palin refers to us.
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Latinista June 13, 2009

Btw, the Moose killer couldn't pronounce the last name Rodriguez when lashing out in an interview with Matt Lauer. More proof that she was a Rhodes Scholar...NOT.
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Guest June 13, 2009

What's a Meskin? Is that a Mexican with a mental disability?
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Guest June 14, 2009

Mexican isn't a race so it's possible Sherry is Chicana (Mexican-American.) She looks kind of Spaniard with her facial features not the browner, indigenous Mexican people think of... Vikki Carr, for example, looks American almost, but is 100% Mexican... she could also be half-Mexican that would make sense.... or Levi's dad is half-Mexican or full Mexican (doubt it) and he got the Johnston elsewhere... OR... Levi just made it up to sound interesting, who knows.
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Guest June 14, 2009

...and who cares?
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x111e7thst June 14, 2009

Looks kind of like a young Desi Arnez in the picture. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1b/DesiArnaz.jpg Maybe his Missican half is part Cuban? Which would make Jesus Spice's grand kid part Communist.
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donjuan June 15, 2009

That Explains the Teenage pregnancy thing! LOL! Blame it on the MEXICANS!
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Guest June 22, 2009

The entire article is digustingly offensive. So what if the father is all or part Hispanic? And why does that lead to the therory that Levi's mother got arrested on drug charges so that makes her SO likely to be the Mexican in the wood pile? Gross ignorant bigotry is so vile and ugly.(By the way I am "white" so I'm not on a personal vendetta.)
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Guest June 22, 2009

That is so clever; Tripp=Tropezar; that he is, a Tropezar.
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Guest June 23, 2009

Hey Folks ,you need to know more about this ,every body is just gossiping like me.That guy look like a cubiche ,by the way check with the cubans because unlike it the other countries of south america they dont have indigenous race.That nation have an HETEROGENEOUS lineage,breed,blood etc.35%white,11%black,1,5%arabian,1%asian,51.5%mulatos(the results of any combinations of those%),I've been in Florida and Cuba and I KNOW
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Guest July 2, 2009

Well done! Terrible writing with a tasteless touch of blatant racism. It was neither clever nor funny to suggest that there could be some sort of link between Levi's mother's arrest and her possibly Mexican heritage. Before you pretend that the joke is on all of the offended readers because the writer is Mexican himself/herself, you should probably think about how anonymous you are on the internet, and that who you are in reality isn't really relevant when you make comments like that through this medium.
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Guest July 11, 2009

I'm wondering if the kid comes with a green card?
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Guest July 29, 2009

geeez ppl need a sense a humor! i thought this was hilarious and im not offended at all and im mexican...
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Guest June 7, 2010

So her doing drugs makes her more likely to be Mexican? And you seriously meant it? You've got some guts to be so politically incorrect lady.
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lilmama July 20, 2010

Wow you guys are dumb! Obviously his dad is the Mexican, cuz white dads stick around, amirite? My dad's Mexican and my mom's white, and my last name is the whitest white girl name ever. Why? I have my mom's last name!
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