Madonna Almost Ate Kate Hudson Over Her Alex Rodriguez Lovin.’ Maybe.

Madonna and Kate Hudson both attended Veuve Clicquot’s Manhattan Polo Classic on Governors Island this past weekend, and, as is common when two women are in one another’s general vicinity for any given amount of time, a lot of gossip writers were concerned that a “cat fight” might go down. Quite possibly while someone sprayed the two down with a hose. 

Kate, who has recently been linked to Madonna’s bitch-titted ex, Alex Rodriguez, was originally seated in a VIP area but moved an hour later when Madonna showed up. Says a witness (Madonna):

Kate was completely intimidated by Madonna. She clearly didn’t want trouble and decided to keep a low profile for the rest of the match.

Another witness (also Madonna) said that, while Kate was being a coward, Madonna could not have cared less:

She showed up with no makeup, a dowdy [denim] outfit and her hair pulled up in a ponytail. She doesn’t need to compete with Kate, because she will always be Queen Bee.

While the NY Daily News says Madonna snatched up Kate’s vacated seat, others say Madonna and her children were given a place to sit by pharmaceutical billionaire Stewart Rahr, who politely gave up his own VIP viewing couch. Stewart Rahr, in case you were wondering, is hot. See?:

So… why the story about Kate and Madonna “almost fighting?” We don’t either of these women really give a shit about one another as they both seem to be fairly busy people. Also, remember, this is A-Rod we’re talking about. If two women are going to do something so grossly stereotypical as fighting over a man, let it at least be someone super hot. Like Eduaaaardoooooo. @-}~~

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Kate? Madonna could care less [NY Daily News]