Perez Hilton Is A Friend To Gay Men Everywhere. (Still Hates Women.)

Perez Hilton is no longer afraid of people spreading gaybies.  He’s issued apologies almost as if his image and business depended on it, he’s promised to donate his lawsuit winnings to people who don’t want it, and he’s been defending the likes of Ricky Martin from people who would stoop so low as to insinuate he’s a ghey. 

But the jury’s still out on women, gay or otherwise. As we know, all women have to either agree with him or be a robot from space in order to get on Perez’s good side. Otherwise , you’re a dumb bitch or, no offense, kinda gross And forget about being anything less than hyper-feminine! Butch ladies are no fun, right? We mean, how is that even cute? Blegh!

For a man who really seems to get off on playing the victim while very publicly  enjoying the freedom to explore his image and identity through self-expression, he adheres quite strongly to increasingly outdated gender roles when it comes to others. If Ricky Martin wears tight pants, he’s feminine, into men, and is thus referred to as “Enriquetta.” If Michelle Rodriguez’s friend wears baggy clothes and no makeup, she’s somehow less of a woman.

Sadly, if we can play armchair psychologist here for a moment, we think so much of this animosity on Perez’s part must stem from crippling loneliness, insecurity and jealousy. It’s ok, Perez. Maybe one day you’ll get the chance to have people speculate about your love life. Have a happy Pride Weekend, lamb chop! :) :) :)

Is That Her New Girlfriend? [Perez Hilton]