Photos Of Cristiano Ronaldo & Paris Hilton Moments Before They Got A Room

Paris Hilton climbed all over soccer/tanning phenom Cristiano Ronaldo Wednesday night at Los Angles club MyHouse like he was some kinda new ride at the Gymboree. According to TMZ, witnesses said he was scoping her out all night before he worked up the nerve to approach her and, once he did, it was all hands on deck. But, according to these pictures, she’s the one who looks like a monkey in heat. Either way, as we alerted you before, the two could hardly contain themselves before they had to head back to sister Nicky’s place for a more private affair. The next day, Cristiano was back with his boys poolside like a real life episode of Entourage and Paris was back with her ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. Ugh. That’s gotta hurt.

Click on Paris’ (Chocolate?) Star To See A Gallery of Pics From Her Night With Cristiano Ronaldo