Polo Molina: Meet The Guy Who Beat Down Perez Hilton
22 June 2009, 1:45 PM. By Cindy Casares
This guy who looks like he would cut you is Polo Molina, the general manager for the Black-Eyed Peas and the guy who allegedly accosted Perez Hilton last night after he called Will.i.am a “faggot” and a “gay.” Wait. We missed the time warp back to middle school. Okay. We’re adjusted now. Polo, who really does look like he’s served time, had to turn himself in to the Toronto police today or else they weren’t going to let the Peas out of the country. Which would have been inconvenient seeing as they are in the middle of a tour. (Who goes to see the Black-Eyed Peas besides people who won tickets from American Express?) Polo is 35 and loves his grandmas. We learned that from his profile on the Peas’ website. He also believes in having a marketing plan for your music. Which explains absolutely everything about the Black Eyed Peas. And obvs, he is one of those dudes for whom the code of the hood is a forever thing. Like, you talk shit about my friends, i’ma beat you down regardless of the fact that I’m 35 and on business. He’s being charged with assault and Perez plans to press that shit. And in other news, some people are dying in Iran.
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The only thing I don’t like about this whole crazy story is that it wasn’t Alex who hit him. I had my money on her for forever!
I had my brass knuckles all polished and everything. :(
Well shit. And given the circumstances, I bet there would have been a bidding war to see who had the honor of bailing you out.
I bet if Perez Hilton didn’t smoke pole and instead worked out, he could take him. A matter of fact, I would put 5 bucks on him right now vs. Polo Molina and taking him out with ground tactics.
HA! I went to a black eyed peas concert and I DID win the tickets too. funny shit.
truer shit was never written about the BEP.
I don’t know about ‘beat down’ it sounds more like a sucker punch to me.
Oh, and I appreciate that there’s an acknowledgement of what’s going down in Iran, too.
Fo’ realz, tho? These boys need to go back to middle school and learn how to play nice!
~ Eriqua
He’s a national hero, thats all I can say! LOL
That’s not the last time Perez is gonna get his eye dotted. All that mouth. Gotta expect that to happen from time to time. At least there’s a risk of it anyway.