Salma Hayek And Penelope Cruz Join The Short List Of Creepy Latino Wax Sculptures

Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz are the latest celebrities to have their likenesses rendered in wax for the purpose of vaguely creeping out celebrity-obsessed tourists for years to come. The figures, once completed, will be displayed at the Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in Hollywood.

Salma will reportedly be dressed in a costume from Frida. Why the people at Madame Tussauds did not see it fit to immortalize Salma and Penelope’s characters in the cinematic masterpiece Banditas is beyond us.

Their horrifying waxen doppelgängers will join several other high-profile Latinas. Such as…

This wax sculpture of Jennifer Lopez is just all wrong. We think the figure’s face shows some signs of affect.

We think this is supposed to be Christina Aguilera. If so: No! If we have to immortalize Xtina forever, we want to freeze her in her Drrrty days. Thanks.

Cameron Diaz, shown her with bff Drew Barrymore, needs to be smiling 138% more to look believable.

There is either already a wax sculpture of Salma Hayek or Janice Dickinson shrank while being photographed on day three of heroin withdrawal. Girl, get yourself a wet nap.

Who is this hot chola?

Salma Hayek y Penélope Cruz tendrán estatua de cera [People en Español]