Argentine Woman Caught Smuggling Cocaine Suitcases

A 24-year-old Argentine woman was arrested in Chile when it was discovered that her two suitcases were made entirely of cocaine. The woman was stopped in Chile on a flight bound for Spain.

Officials decided to search her bags when they noticed her acting nervous. They discovered her bags actually weighed more than their contents and that’s when they were like, “Oh shiiiit, son! This is going to end up on Guanabee!”

And so it did, officers. And so it did.

The 20 kilo suitcases were made of a mixture of plastic and 15 kilos’ worth of cocaine. The woman, who was on her way to Madrid, would have received $5,000 for her shipment. 

Suck to be out all that money. But maybe she can console herself over a nice plate of milk and cokies. Bwahahahashutup.

Cocaine suitcases seized in Chile [BBC]