Sonia Sotomayor: Hot Or Not?

Supreme Court Justices aren’t traditionally known for their hotness. Sure, everybody knows that Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. was making panties wet back in the day, and you can imagine why:

It’s all about the ’stache. But there have only been two ladies on the Supreme Court and each has a questionable level of hotness.

Yeah ok, Justice Sandra Day O’Connor had some legs to be reckoned with:

And Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg used to be hot as hell:

But now people compare her to Howard Stern:

We’d probably still hit it, but let’s get real, Sonia Sotomayor might actually be poised to be the first Supreme Court Justice of young lawyers’ wet dreams. She’s even allegedly got JLo and Rosie Perez vying to play her in the allegedly upcoming biopic. Let’s take a photographic journey through her highs and lows and see if there are any shots that make your dick move.

The Hotness.

We’re loving the jet black tendrils.

Get mad babygirl, show us who’s boss.

Oh yes, we will.  Thanks for the invite, darling.

She’s about to say some racist shit, y’all.

The headlights are on, your honor.

Obama totally just whispered a sweet nothing into old girl’s ear. That’s how you tap a Supreme Court Nominee.

Underneath your robes, there’s an endless story.

It could happen.

Ok, no.