The Top Hot Papis Of 2009

Fathers’ Day is this Sunday, kittens, and whether you’re planning to celebrate it by having a BBQ, going out to dinner, or renewing a restraining order, we hope you have a good one. In honor of this most special of holidays, we thought we’d run down the list of the Hottest Papis to have graced the pages of Guanabee so far this year. 

You’re welcome:

8. David Goldman

David Goldman has been working with the American government to help bring his kidnapped son, Sean, back from Brazil. His legal battle has been going on for approximately 47 years and complications (like lots of bright, shiny money blinding those in the legal system) keep getting between him and his son, but we know that, someday, Sean will be home with his pops. And together they will read Guanabee and laugh. Oh how they will laugh.

7. Tom Brady

Despite his lies to the contrary, Gisele Bündchen is knocked up with Tom Brady’s womb troll. Now that his wife is pregs, it’s only a matter of time before he leaves her for someone else. Just kidding. If Disney movies have taught us anything, it’s that only ugly people are bad. 

6. Judge Alex Ferrer

Alex Ferrer is the father of two teens. And he’s hot. That definitely makes him a Hot Papi. Plus, did you know we’re probably related? So we hope he’s ok considering this his Fathers’ Day gift.

5. Bill Clinton

Someone’s got a new daddy. Allegedly.

4. Fernando Lugo 

Chances are, if you’re a lady in Paraguay, at least one of your kids was fathered by bishop-turned-president Fernando Lugo. He just can’t help it that he’s constantly having elections. 

Sorry.

3. Ricky Martin

Did you hear? Maybe Ricky Martin likes manpeople. Maybe he doesn’t. But he totally adores his little twin womb nuggets, which is pretty sweet. 

2. Levi Johnston

Now that he’s been revealed to be one of us (One of us!), we have an excuse to post picture after picture of Levi in all his DILFy glory. 

1. Padre Alberto Cutié

Aw, yeah. The Papi to end all Papis. This is one Father we hope never actually becomes a daddy, for the sake of the kid and because we are so tired of writing about this dude and his leakages. 

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