We Love Mark Sanford Because He Calls His Girlfriend’s Punani “The Ultimate Line”
30 June 2009, 6:00 PM. By Cindy Casares
More fascinating tidbits from Mark Sanford’s Associated Press interview today. (And, P.S., someone tell this dude to stop talking.) Turns out he “crossed lines” with multiple other women besides his girlfriend, Argentinean journalist Maria Belén Chapur. He just never crossed “the ultimate line” with them. Would that line be the Appalachian Trail?
He said that during the encounters with other women he “let his guard down” with some physical contact but “didn’t cross the sex line.” He wouldn’t go into detail.
Sanford said the casual encounters happened outside the U.S. while he was married but before he met Chapur, on trips to “blow off steam” with male friends.
Here’s the dilly-o. We personally don’t give a shit who Mark Sanford is hiking the Appalachian Trail with. What gets our goat is that he, along with much of his party, were all up in Bill Clinton’s grill to resign back when he had an affair with Monica Lewinsky. All under the guise of propriety and Christian ethics and, oh, the reflection it must have on his ability to do his job. This is what gets our cabrito, people.
”This was a whole lot more than a simple affair, this was a love story,” Sanford said. “A forbidden one, a tragic one, but a love story at the end of the day.”
Oh, barf. Just barf. We personally will wash the car of the woman who comes forward to say she crossed the line with this man. We know she’s out there.
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HA! Punani. I have a friend I call Punani! Everyone else calls him Nani… but Nani makes me think of punani, so that is what I call him.
and Punani is fun to say.
I’m quite pissed & in a bit of a hurry, so I apologize for typos beforehand…..
And I offer to write all the thank you notes said woman will have to send to all that will praise her bc I am in TOTALLY agreement w u, Cindy. It is exactly this hypocrisy & self-serving double standard that makes this anything but a “love story at the end of the day.” Unlike este HP, Clinton did not up & leave his job, his constituents & his own family (on Father’s Day to boot) to go to another country to get his Chimichurri on wout bothering to come up w a semi-credible cover story or even a contact number.
Oh, hellz no, not Marky Mark here. His need to jump on a 13hr flight to “not cross the sex line” w another woman was too strong. Again, if he cheats on his wife - none of my biz. If he used taxpayer dollars to pay for his escapade - let the state handle it. If he is a crappy governor - not really the issue here.
What gets me is this sanctimonious, finger-pointing, fake-ass morally superior idiota doing the same, no, worse than what he wanted to crucify for doing. Honey, don’t think we are all as stupid as your wifey. Don’t pee on me & tell me it’s raining.
I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Pure hypocrite! Think of this: If he had trouble doing drug “lines” , he would probably have gotten off light. Now he’s the laffing stock of Carolina and the village idiot. Right out of the wizard of Oz singing: “if I only had a brain….”