Wrestler Randy Orton, aka “El Asesino De Leyendas,” Almost Ate A Reporter For Breakfast

WWE wrestler Randy “El Asesino De Leyendas” Orton is not going to take any bullshit from you. This is probably something most people would assume merely by noting the unbridled rage coiled around Orton’s bulging biceps. But one Mexican reporter decided to try his luck and begin an interview with Randy by asking what he eats for breakfast.

Orton managed to answer this without pulling the reporters intestines from out his mouth, but eventually lost his cool when the reporter noted that he was “fragile” due to the extent of the injuries he’d suffered throughout his career.

It was then that Orton, who has a history of anger management issues, showed that he, in fact, eats Mexican reporters for breakfast. Watch:

Could this whole incident have been staged? Sure. This is, after all, the WWE. But it’s pretty fun either way, isn’t it? Nothing gives us a Saturday morning chuckle quite like unwarranted violence.