Like the man for whom it was organized, the dedication ceremony honoring the work of civil rights attorney Gustavo “Gus” Garcia (pictured, left), went mostly unnoticed by the media, but minorities everywhere owe a debt of gratitude to the first-ever Hispanic lawyer to argue before the Supreme Court.
31 July 2009
Original Wise Latino, Gustavo Garcia, Gets His Recognition 45 Years Later
By Chris Alonzo at 4:53 PM.
La Vida Chocha: “Spin The Bottle”
By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.
Ever wonder what would happen if your chocha was able to give some lip of its own? Christ knows dicks have had their say for a long time. With that in mind, here’s “La Vida Chocha,” a weekly comic that shows what happens when vaginas begin to dialogue.
Firm Pretending To Be Hispanic Non-profit Lobbies Conservative Legislation To Congressman
By x111e7thst at 3:33 PM.
Anal Retentive Analysis: Our Theories On Shakira’s New Video For She-Wolf
By Alex Alvarez at 3:18 PM.
We have a theory about Shakira’s video for the plaintive wail that is “She-Wolf.” We think, based on visual clues scattered throughout the video, that it’s about a girl who pegs a man for the first time. Eh. …Allow us to explain.
She Wolf In Our Closet: We Will Answer The Howls Of Shakira
By Alejandro Paz at 3:16 PM.
Magnetically mystifying Shakira del corazon brings the heart-scalding heat in her newest, greatest jam: She Wolf. We’re not ashamed to say this bitch moves us. Check the SEXY video.
Black Eyed Peas Make U.S Chart History By Spending 17 Consecutive Weeks At Number One
By mangomantra at 2:05 PM.
Orlando Cabrera May Go To Twins…Or Red Sox…or…
By Jack Tomas at 1:56 PM.
Orlando Cabrera has been in the middle of a rumor mill about whether he will be traded to the Red Sox or the Twins. But what is true?
Pretty Ugly: Viewers Get To Vote On Ugly Betty’s Makeover
By Alex Alvarez at 1:45 PM.
For season 4 of the increasingly unnecessary Ugly Betty series, ABC execs are forming focus groups to determine how Betty’s makeover will look.
Kevin Provencher, Sports Writer, Busted For Digital Prostitution Ring
By Jack Tomas at 1:32 PM.
Kevin Provencher, a sportswriter for the New Jersey Union-Leader, got busted for running a prostitution ring in New Hampshire, New Jersey, and Canada.
Guanabee Glossary: Melaza
By Alex Alvarez at 1:00 PM.
Guanabee Glossary is our attempt to teach you Latino slang and save you from looking like a weird-ass fool in mixed company. Enjoy it, cabrones.
Alberto Cutié’s Wedding And Honeymoon Pictures In People En Español
By Alex Alvarez at 11:29 AM.
Padre Alberto Cutié graces the latest cover of People en Español, along with that Roomy Cannelloni he married. He shares with us his hopes, dreams, and wedding album.
Alberto Cutié’s Wedding And Honeymoon Photos
By Alex Alvarez at 11:26 AM.

Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: So ElloQuent
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
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It’s been a week of break-ups and shake-ups, like finding out that Selena possibly maybe made a sex tape. Luckily, we can take solace in knowing that, whatever happens, Levi Johnston will be sticking around.
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