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It is the plight of Latinos that we will forever be objectified for the sexual whims of our neighbors to the north. It is our hot, slutty cross to bear and we bear it, well, hot and sluttily. But why does Carlos Ponce have to wear a mullet and and speak like a remedial ESL student in the new Vince Vaughn/Jon Favreau vehicle Couples Retreat? Carlos Ponce is, in fact, hot and Latin. He's got an almost indiscernible Spanish accent and speaks perfect English. Again, why the weave and the over-exaggerated language deficit? It's not like your girlfriend is going to leave you for a Latin dude if you don't succeed in making a caricature of all their attributes. Or is she? Check out the trailer below, starring a bunch of white people and Carlos Ponce as "The Yoga Teacher" at 2:04.

What do you think?

  • LOL
  • CHISPAS
  • AY DIOS MIO
  • QUE CUTE
  • NERDO
  • NACO
  • CURSI
  • QUE COOL
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  • View Valerie's profile Valerie July 1, 2009

    HI-larious!!!!!!!! I can't wait to see it!!!! Check out the trailer below, starring a bunch of white people and Carlos Ponce as OThe Yoga TeacherO at 2:04.... There's a black couple on there.

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  • View Cindy Casares's profile Cindy Casares July 1, 2009

    when it comes to latin people, black people are white people too.

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  • View Valerie's profile Valerie July 1, 2009

    Oh Mother Mary of Jesus, please don't say that to mi papi. LOL

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  • View Cindy Casares's profile Cindy Casares July 2, 2009

    I've had the same sweeping generalization imposed on me by some black people. (Considering me a white person.)

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  • View Guest's profile Guest July 2, 2009

    He looks exactly like the Hank Azaria Character from that awful Ben Stiller movie. Which was it - the Scuba instructor...?

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  • View latinagrl88's profile latinagrl88 July 2, 2009

    haha... he does! Along Came Polly was not as horrible and people think it is.

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  • View Guest's profile Guest May 6, 2010

    No, it really was horrible. Two friends and I walked out and got our money back.

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