Cristiano Ronaldo Beat Up A 17 Year-Old Girl’s Car

Cristiano Ronaldo kicked a seventeen year-old girl’s car window in Sunday because she bothered his mother. We’re sure this is, in no way, an indication that he is a mama’s boy even though his ex-topless girlfriend Nereida Gallardo said he talks to his mother on the phone every day. “This persecution caused my mother to be so disturbed and upset that I had to stop my car to try to convince them to leave us in peace,” Cristiano said about the girl who claimed to be a fan, but who Cristiano said was hanging out with a paparazzi that had been stalking him outside his home in Lisbon, (eating yogurt!), for days. “When I’m on my own, fine, I try to swallow it and remain indifferent. But when my mother is involved, then I’m sorry but I don’t let anyone, I repeat anyone, harass her.” Well said, Oedipus.

Cristiano was on the way to an Elton John show with his mother and sisters when he spotted the girl filming him, so he leapt out of his £200,000 Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano in a rage and kicked the car. We’re just wondering: Would gay Eurotrash know that it’s gay,  what with the clothes being the same and everything?

Pictured: The car damaged by a furious Cristiano Ronaldo after he sees teenage girl videoing him [Daily Mail]