The Daddy Yankee Music Video Drinking Game For El Ritmo No Perdona (Prende)

What is UP, gatas and gasolineros? It might still be before noon, but it’s a holiday weekend (we know because no one else we know is working today) and that’s a good an excuse as any to get our drink on a little early.

With that in mind, let’s play a drinking game designed for Daddy Yankee’s new music video for El Ritmo No Perdona (Prende) - a song about love, loss, the meaning of life and gettin’ some pussaaaaaay:

• Take a shot of Cañita every time you see a scantily-clad woman dancing with a fully-clothed man.
• Take one swig of Medalla every time a woman’s legs appears two inches from Daddy’s face.
• Take two swigs of Medalla every time Daddy Yankee’s bangs make you vomit a little into your hand.
• Sigh audibly every time the rude boy-looking dude in the bow tie looks super hot.
• Down a 40 in a paper bag outside a bodega every time there’s a close-up shot of boobies.
• Shoot up heroin every time Daddy Yankee says “daddyyankee.com.”
• Call the hospital.

Awwww yeah, son!