Meet Dulce, Pablo Montero’s Vengeful Prostitute Friend
22 July 2009, 4:14 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Gaze, Guanababies, upon the angelic face of Dulce, the “dancer” responsible for taking naked cell phone pictures of singer Pablo Montero after he allegedly refused to pay her $1,750 for her services. It’s almost like God Himself threw a particularly ripe fart, and that fart put on some mad hot frosted eye shadow and chandelier earrings and gave you a stank eye. Her beauty positively wafts.
Let’s see her in action, shall we? She pulls a Lady Gaga and maintains that she met up with Pablo and sought to gain payment to “just dance.” It’ll be ok:
Dulce! Dulce! Can you sign our face? Pleaaaaaaassse!:
No autographs!
Sigh. Oh well. You’re gonna stick around for another 14 minutes and 59 seconds though, right? Cool. We’ll catch you later.
Pablo’s rep, Harold Rosario, is sticking to his story that 1) Dulce is a prostitute, 2) even though Pablo Montero don’t need no stinkin’ prostitute, and that 3) she’s trying to extort money from his non-prostitute-having ass:
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Looks like Yessica Alba. Cara de tostada and all!
It’s almost like God Himself threw a particularly ripe fart, and that fart put on some mad hot frosted eye shadow and chandelier earrings and gave you a stank eye. Her beauty positively wafts.
Poetry.
to top it all off her name just had to be Dulce…
This interview of hers is truly priceless!!!! I cannot get enough of her mannerisms, “muecas” & cara de culo. Thank you for putting it up GeeBee, I’ll consider it my Xmas in July gift from you.