Eddie Cibrian Can’t Keep It In His Pants / Off Camera

World-renowned actor Eddie Cibrian not only cheated on his wife, Brandi, with stalky hussy LeAnn Rimes, he also cheated on LeAnn with something named Scheana that kind of looks like Miley Cyrus. Eddie was reportedly conducting an affair with the 24-year-old model up until February of this year and was “smitten” with her. The beloved thespian is said to have met Scheana three years ago when she was working at the Grand Havana Room in Beverly Hills and the two had a “date night” every Tuesday from then on. 

Scheana claims Eddie never told her he was married / F-list. That’s why you’ve got to Google your prospects, sweetheart. Wiki that shit if you know he’s an actor. Come on.

Scheana’s friend, Sandra Larson, describes the palpable and photogenic connection between the two:

The had a really strong sexual attraction. She said the sex was amazing. It was very passionate.

That would be indication number one that this wasn’t going to last. 

What’s interesting to us is that Eddie’s affairs also seem be photographed or filmed. Either he has really terrible luck when it comes to keeping his dalliances on the downlow, or… He orchestrated this for publicity. Eddie’s cute, yes, but he’s also wildly generic and mediocre. Having an affair (or two) has consistently kept his name in the tabloids and even helped make his shittilating TV movie, Northern Lights, one of Lifetime’s most watched ever.

With publicity like this, we’re sure this is not the last we’ll hear of the great Eddie Cibrian. There’s a Hallmark Channel Christmas movie with his name on it, baby.

Eddie Was Cheating On HER, Too! [inTouch, print version]