Giovani Dos Santos And Belinda Are Officially A Couple, Nauseating

There’s been rumors and speculation going on for a while now over whether singer and increasingly noseless telenovela starlet Belinda is flapping her titty balls in the general direction of soccer player Giovani Dos Santos. The two have been photographed getting all gross and coupley in the past, but, now, Giovani has accompanied Belinda to Televisa’s offices. And, as we all know, once you visit your snugglebunny at their place of work, you’re officially together.

Belinda became upset when reporters caught the two canoodling or cavorting or copulating in the office and asked her about the relationship. “Just ask me about my job!” she cried, making sure the flashing cameras caught her good side. Oh, Bel. No one gives two runny cacas about Camaleones. We just want to know whether “GOOOOOOOOL!” is increasingly becoming part of your vocabulary. 

While Anyguëy isn’t totally sure how to feel about all this, our minds are already made up: Poop. Ugh, they’re just so nauseatingly cute. It’s disgusting. And should stop.

Click Below for Pictures of Belinda and Giovani Together

Belinda y Giovani causan alboroto en Televisa [El Universal]