Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: First Meeting Of The Functionally Leotarded Beyoncé Fan Club Starts NOW

Well, this has been an interesting week for us. First we were called a mass of (specifically male) pubic hair by someone who could not possibly participate in xenophobic behavior or the fetishization of Ecuadorian women because he’s married to a Latina. Our bad! Then, perhaps more upsetting, we were accused of being a Beyoncé fan.

Horrors.

So we suppose we have quite a bit of winners this week. They just sort of flock to us. Keep in mind that all these comments were posted anonymously, although several were from repeat posters.

Anyway, hey! Let’s get right down to ‘em!

First, the fact the used a comparison was called into question. Clearly, we should have used a comparison instead:

This is a pathetic article. Why don’t you try and mix-and-match anything you can find?

And you have neglected to realise that Ciara has done an exact same shoot, with the same dress in fact. Why don’t you bag her out?

If you really wanna see a Bakira, why don’t you spend a few minutes watching this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkMVTwFK_i8

But wait, there’s more bagging out to be had…

This article is pathetic, ur randomly trying to match up anything seemingly resembling to bag out Shakira. Ur obviously a huge beyonce fan, doing anything to abysmally defame shakira.

Obvs!

Completely wrong. You can see how much beyonce bit off of shakira in the beautiful liar music video. Can BEYONCE do something original for once in her life???? Hmmm I wonder..

And furthermore…

shakira is great!!!!she is not like beyonce..it’s just a photo!!!
shakira is just perfect!!!!

And, then, a sexy proposition…

Alex Alvarez FUCK YOU! You don’t know what you’re talking about and you’re the worst jornalist I’ve ever seen. Wanna be..

And a rectraction (From a different email and IP address as the commenter above? Quit playing games with my heart, Shatackers. With my heart.)…

Hi I posted a comment a few hours ago.

No, your not a bad journalist, it’s just I thought you were biased in the report.

You’ve actually got the qualities of a decent journalist;)

Thank you, kitten. I did find it funny that anyone would accuse me of  participating in something so crass as journalism in the first place.

And that’s it for this week! If you need us we’ll be burning down effigies of LeToya Luckett.