Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Screwin’ Immigrants Like You’re ICE, ICE Baby

Hey, baby. You feel that? That tingling down your spine? That tickling sensation deep in your belly? That curious compulsion to stick out your tongue and rub your nipples while staring at a horrified stranger? That means it’s Friday.

Awww yeaaaah.

To celebrate sexy summer Fridays that are SO HOT (LITERALLY) you find yourself being true to your Florida roots by going out to buy tampons wearing a bikini top (Sorry, neighbors. Please ignore the white vampire girl doing her best impression of an ironing board.), let’s honor the very sexy Valerie and her very sexy comment:

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I’m screwing an immigrant but it has nothing to do with money…HEY!

Aw yeah, girl. You go on with your bad self. 

We hope you kittens have a very hot weekend full if illegal activities with people who may or may not also be of dubious legal status.