Hottest Update: Maria Santana & Jorge Ramos Advance To The Hottest Journo Finals!

Well, it was a close fucking race, but TV beat out print in Round 13, as it does in real life, to advance to the finals of Guanabee’s Hottest Latino Journalist Cook-Off. Jorge Ramos eeked out a win over Fernando Diaz 51-49%. Which is heartbreaking, really. You all are a bunch of superficial, TV journalist lovers. And you know what? We don’t blame you. Jorge Ramos is hot. On the girlie side, MegaTV’s Maria SANTANA, (apologies for writing Saldaña in the headline, but we take a lot of drugs), also defeated freelance writer Cecilia Balli 55-45%. It was quite close at first, with Cecilia pulling out the big guns and mobilizing her online friends. Maria’s crew had the crap scared out of them. Things got ugly in the comments section. We were accused of editorial bias. [Ed: Uh, that's kind of the job description.] It was like the Miller Lite catfight, only with word processors.

When the dust settled, it was Jorge and Maria who were left to advance to the FINAL ROUND of Guanabee’s Hottest Latino Journalist Cook-Off. They will face the winner of Round 14, which takes place tomorrow. NO TE PIERDAS!