R.I.P Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo’s Relationship. Here’s To You And To The Barbie Party That Never Was.

Sporty person Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson on the night before her 29th birthday. Sad! The two had apparently planned to host a Barbie and Ken-themed birthday bash (also sad!), which is now not going to happen as Jessica realizes she’s increasingly become the Skipper to Ashlee Simpson’s… Midge, we suppose. Because there is no way that Ashlee is Barbie.

Jessica wrote up a rather heartbreaking Twitter about the cancelled party on Saturday night:

Oh Jess. At least she has a new show, Something Other Than a Proactiv Commercial, coming out soon. 

Jessica and Tony’s relationship has always been difficult given many football fans were displeased with what they saw as Jessica’s tendency to throw Romo off his game by showing up at events and howling at him. The couple even had the audacity to vacation together in Cabo, which made Romo’s fans shit themselves in anger. It was all very messy and terribly upsetting. Later that same year, Jessica was written up as a lonely loser in the press for going back to Cabo without Tony. There’s no winning! Life is so confusing! Chicken, tuna! Alone, together! There’s no figuring it out.

While Jessica is dealing with the break-up by Tweeting about dogs and hope and whatever, Tony was seen at a club “blushing” when girls asked him about his relationship. 

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Split [People]