Levi Johnston Has Bodyguards Who Follow Him Into The Bathroom At Monkey Bar And You Do Not
26 July 2009, 11:04 AM. By Alex Alvarez
Sexican-American Levi Johnston required no less than three bodyguards to visit Manhattan’s Monkey Bar. (And not, thankfully, MonkeyTown, as we’d initially misread. MonkeyTown once hosted a screening of R. Kelly’s opus “Trapped in the Closet.” Monkey Bar attracts Hollywood Ricky. Guess which one we prefer.)
In fact, so many people want to kill him or touch him in a crowded public space that one of these bodyguards even followed him to the bathroom.
Levi is currently shopping around a tell-all book about the Palins so, perhaps, such security precautions are necessary. Then again, bodyguards don’t always stop shots fired from a helicopter by a winking, twitching goblin lady with a penchant for human flesh and dropping g’s.
We can’t imagine it’d be any actual fun to sit in a darkened room with three large strangers whose company you’ve had to pay for. (Although: Hm. We’ve often pondered orchestrating such a night.) Has the young father yet to make any friends since his awkward pawing and clawing towards fame? We hear Jon Gosselin’s in town.
LEVI JOHNSTON OVERPROTECTED AT MONKEY BAR [Page Six via Gawker]
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tell-all book? “Mrs. Palin once let us play x-box in the basement if we weren’t too loud”
Exactly. Keep in mind that this is a person who has his own named tattooed onto his arm. I hope the book is done in a similar manner.
It’s for those sloshed nights where he forgets to introduce himself to his future baby mama’s. So when he yells out, “What’s my name?” during the naughty times, there is a handy dandy cheat sheet on his arm! haha
That is hilarious! And probably correct.
How the hell did he even get in to the elitist Monkey Bar anyway?
I don’t think the bodyguards are there to assist Levi with his “overwhelming popularity”……………I think Sarah Palin probably put a contract on his ass and his publishing agent wants to keep him alive until they find a kickass ghostwriter who can write the tell all.
what is wrong with his hair in that picture.
Soul glo.
ha! totally forgot about that on Coming to America
It could be that the bodyguard had to take a leak too.
hes rockin the soccer player wet hair look…..not cute