Madonna Shows A Cougar Cannot Change Her Ripples While Out With Jesus Luz

Oh wow, hey, here’s Madonna looking like she could turn our entire face inside out simply by flicking our nose. It is amazing to us how this woman can be so incredibly vain about her face and preoccupied with keeping it so creepily smooth, but doesn’t seem too worried about the fact that her forearms look as if they are being consumed by a mass of writhing worms. Which is a look, we guess.

Anyway, we suppose that having her terrifying arms photographed alongside Jesus Luz in Spain means that, contrary to rumors that have been flying around lately, the two are not “broken up.” Not that they were ever “together.” Crypt keepers and Brazilian pretty boys just have a lot in common, you know?

On a final note, are we the only ones unnecessarily yet utterly annoyed by people who wear hats pulled down so far over their eyes that they have to look down their noses to see where they are going? We hope she walks right into a tree. Or Kate Hudson.

Susto do dia: Jesus Luz, Lola e os braços da Madonna em Madri! [Papel Pop]