Mary Carey And Mario Monge Jr.’s Love Story, As Told Through Twitter

You might have already heard that longtime sweethearts of seven weeks Mary Carey and Mario “Cuban King” Monge Jr. have tied the knot, but you probably don’t know the details of their whirlwind relationship. Luckily a quick peek into their Twitter accounts - realmarycarey and realmariomonge (lest you be fooled by one of his many impostors, dear reader) - provides a glimpse into a love story replete with porn, politics and the promise of a beautiful tomorrow. It’s almost like The Pillow Book, only written in 140 character increments and including pics of hot tattoos.

Here’s what we’ve learned from their various Tweets so far:

They are coy…

They hit rough patches, often while watching their own reality shows…

But they always make up.

They expect you to read between the lines…

…Although perhaps not always consciously.

All in all, their lives seem like a lot of fun.