Pablo Montero Doesn’t Want You To See Him Drink, Oddly Has No Problem Being Seen Wearing Rhinestone Tops

Pablo Montero was able to put aside the personal and public turmoil of having his member covered by a large and somewhat sarcastic frowning face and being dropped from his record label long enough to perform at a concert in Houston this week.

Witnesses at the event say the singer refused to get out of his car until someone had brought him a cup, presumably to conceal whatever he was drinking. Warm milk? Capri Sun? The urine of an underage hooker? Pablo’s covert cup maneuver has us only assuming the best.

At the concert itself, Pablo showed off a recently mummified right hand (someone’s been making good use of his free time) and a skin-tight shirt unbuttoned to the waist. 

Pablo Montero at Gracias Houston [Lossip]