Pablo Montero Has A New Girlfriend Named Pamela Who Is Clearly A Downgrade From Mariluchi

We’re beginning to see why Pablo Montero would hire a prostitute to dance in his hotel room while throwing him the stink eye. His current girlfriend, an Argentine model named Pamela, is soooo nasty! We mean, she doesn’t even remotely resemble Jessica Alba passing a kidney stone. What gives?

The two were caught kissing at a movie theater, prompting Pamela to tell reporters that their LOVE IS REAL. And not jsut some random, ludicrously expensive fling in a Puerto Rican hotel room.

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We do enjoy how Spanish-language gossip shows always ask the mother to weigh in on their famous children’s scandals. What was Pablo’s mom supposed to say? “I have no comment on my son’s balls.”