Pee Wee Says He Was Shy About Kissing Sherlyn, Likes It Both Ways

Tiny pocket troll Pee Wee says he was “very shy” when it came to kissing his co-star, Sherlyn. These two flat-ironed gremlins appear together in a new telenovela called Camaleones. Which is funny only because, while a chameleon can alter its appearance to suit its surroundings, Pee Wee is pretty much set on taking on the role of a naïve innocent even though he is 20 years old and was pretty much raised in a den of pot-smoking, sex-crazed maniacs. Who probably don’t even file their income taxes on time!

No, seriously, were you aware that Pee Wee is a virgin? He only ever once stuck the very tip into a unicorn’s puckered star, but became surprised when glitter shot out. 

Pee Wee said he was incredibly nervous kissing Sherlyn during filming because lots of people were watching. And his asshole kept sighing rather audibly, and then began to hum “Bring in the Clowns.”

 Pee Wee also responded to news that Alicia Villareal, whom he credits with playing a significant role in the deterioration of his former band, the Kumbia Kings, felt “uncomfortable” when he greeted her at a recent event. Pee Wee said he had no comment about that because he hadn’t done anything wrong.

Now, here’s the deal with Pee Wee: He’s a good looking kid and doesn’t seem to be an idiot but, for some reason, he loves to play up being virginal and shy and shocked at the world around him while simultaneously gossiping about his former band members, like, all the fucking time. Every interview with this kid is either about the Kumbia Kings or his unspoilt taint. 

Pee Wee, amor: Grow up. You can’t be an oversharing prick in interviews and then feign shock and disbelief when people hold you accountable. 

[TVnotas, print version]