Pitbull Won’t Be Charged With DUI. Or With Anything, Ever.
13 July 2009, 4:00 PM. By Alex Alvarez
In December of 2007, Cuban rapper Pitbull was arrested under suspicion that he had been driving under the influence along Florida’s Palmetto Expressway. Pitbull, né Armando Perez, told the court that he was targeted by police because he’s famous. Police testified that he had been driving at 93 mph, refused to take a Breathalyzer test and failed every field sobriety test authorities administered - tests which were not caught on the arresting officers’ dashboard camera. Oops.
We wonder: Has Pitbull ever had to face legal consequences for his actions? Just this past May, Pitbull punched a (we suppose, former) fan after the man threw money at his face during a concert. As far as we know, Pitbull hasn’t had to face any sort of consequence for that decision. And it’s not like Pitbull hasn’t been the victim of violence himself. Homeslice was hit over the head with a glass bottle by someone who has evidently quite disgruntled. Mr. 305 required no less than eight staples to cobble his head back together.
If Paris Hilton and Boy George had to face time in jail for their… indiscretions… why doesn’t Pitbull? This is a query we hope he answers in an upcoming song, perhaps titled “I Krashed In La Kalle & All I Got Was A Fine… Ass Lady.”
Pitbull Beats DUI Rap [NBC DFW]
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you know Pitbull would be hot if he had a differnt nose, and lips. or just a differnt face in general. I can never quite pin point it.
His songs are catchy though.
You’re right. I was studying pictures of him this morning and found myself being aroused and repulsed at the same time. Which I guess is increasingly becoming the norm for me.
Pitbull is actually pretty hot but short.
Looks way better in person.
He’s short?? Gross, that makes it worse.
You’re short too, and he’s probably taller than you.
that was funny. I am short, but that dont mean I like my men to be short.
This is the man who penned the poetic lyric: “Mami got an ass like a donkey, with a monkey, look like King Kong.” The charm just drips off that shiny, bald head of his.
No m’ijas, he’s like 5′5. Seriously.
And he’s not as vulgar in person. And NO I did not date/sleep/mess with/talk to him. I actually worked with him for a few tours. Funny as all hell. And really into his Cuban Roots. His mama came over on Pedro Pan.