Running of the Bulls Bodycount Day Two: Let The Butt-Goring Begin

Conflicting reports out of Pamplona this morning as two, possibly three were injured including –are you ready?– our first buttocks-gore of the season! It is truly a good morning the world over. Eggs taste better, coffee doesn’t burn, and oranges yield twice their weight in juice. So it is on the miraculous day of the First Buttocks Gore, as it is written in the Bible.

Even better, the butt-gore went for home team Spain, which is just wasting the competition. It may not have required hospitalization, but a gore is a gore (and a butt-gore at that), so that’s five points for Spain (click here for scoring rules). The other big story of the day is the emergence of the Swiss team, with an ankle injury, and our first Australian. The Aussie smashed his jaw on the pavement, worth two points, and good for him. We hope the Australians do well in this competition, because all Australians are completely insane.

DAY TWO SCORE
Spain - 5
Australia - 2
Switzerland - 1