More Details A.J. Lamas And Family’s Reality Show, The Lamas Family

Now that Lorenzo Lamas is slightly relevant again - thanks, in part, to the recent revelation that his ex-wife, Shauna Sand, had an affair with his son, A.J, when he was 18 - we can look forward to watching him slip back into total irrelevance via his new reality series on E! The show, which is set air this Fall, is known only as “The Lamas Family” for now and promises to provide a look into the thrilling, fast-paced lives of the Lamas clan.

So let’s get to know this pack of Lamas, shall we?

Lorenzo

aka “The Patriarch,” “The Renegade,” and “That Guy Who Kind Of Looks Like Yanni Now”

He’s the son of hot Argentine actor Fernando Lamas! He was on Falcon’s Crest! He played a dude named “Reno” in Renegade! He’s slept with lots of ladies! He was nominated for a “Worst Actor” Golden Raspberry Award for his performance in something called Body Rock!

A.J.

aka “Dire Crotch”

A.J. Lamas slept with his stepmom, has co-starred in a smattering of soap operas and briefly dated Lindsay Lohan. He’s super hot, yes, but keep in mind that his dick probably looks like Swiss cheese at this point. 

Shayne

aka “That Girl Who Was On The Bachelor”

She was on The Bachelor!

Dakota

aka “The Little One”

Dakota, Lorenzo’s teen daughter, wants to have a career in the music industry. It was either that or astrophysics.

Michele Smith

aka “The Mom From Mean Girls”

Michele is Lorenzo’s ex-wife and mom to A.J, Shayne and Dakota. Her hair is woven of unicorn lashes and she once shat a diamond. 

The series is said to most closely follow Shayne as she tries to be the next Tara Reid or whatever, even though she is very clearly the least interesting member of this family. 

Which brings us to the question: Are you going to watch?

E! to look at Lorenzo Lamas for reality show [Knox News