Tony Romo Is Kind Of A Dick, Bans Jessica Simpson From Home
27 July 2009, 2:47 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Tony Romo is not exactly handling his breakup with Jessica Simpson in the quietly subdued and mature manner we’ve come to expect from sport stars who boff starlets on the regular. The football player recently instructed his security personnel (which is comprised entirely of dogs in funny hats) not to allow Jessica into his property.
A sign posted at the entrance to his home reads:
RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN….JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.
Below it, scrawled in purple crayon, were the words “Akshully no gurls aloud atall ok!’
Jessica doesn’t seem to want to traipse about on Tony Romo’s lawn anyway, seeing how she recently paid $19,000 to ship her belongings from Tony’s home in Dallas to Los Angeles. So, obviously, she didn’t want to show up to his house with empty suitcases, pick up that one teddy bear in a sweatshirt he won for her at a state fair, cry a little, and have awkward ex sex.
Good riddance.
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“So, obviously, she didn’t want to show up to his house with empty suitcases, pick up that one teddy bear in a sweatshirt he won for her at a state fair, cry a little, and have awkward ex sex.
Good riddance.”
You just described the end to every relationship I’ve ever had. Is that bad?
If it is, then we’re all bad.
No worries Rubia. That is the natural progression when relationships end…………..except for Tony Romo’s relationships. He’s a douchebag, hence the douchebaggery.
wow! im starting to feel bad for this chick…she just cant catch a break on ANYTHING! (career, relationships, etc.) eh well….GO COWBOYS!!