Twits Tweet About Sotomayor Hearing, Lunch, Nunchucks

Twitter is an excellent means of finding out what people are talking about, as well as a handy tool for readily identifying political extremists clinging precariously to the edge of sanity. It’s also a nice way of finding otu what you’re friends are having for lunch. With that in mind, let’s peruse some recent Tweets about Sonia Sotomayor and what she had to say during today’s hearings:

This is true, actually. Bastille Day? More like BASTEAL Day, amiright? 

The AP knows that the most important aspect of these hearings is whether they’ll be serving chicken fajitas or Sloppy Joes in the cafeteria. Hey! Is Lindsey Graham eating Dunk-a-Roos under the table? Speaking of lunch…

Too cute. She actually feasts on the partially-formed internal organs of aborted babies, though. With salsa.

We hear his middle name is “Token.”

Even Daddy Yankee’s? And, finally, perhaps the most important discussion to have come out of this televised bukkake session: