Twitter Teaches Us How To Know If You’re A Mexican

A new topic taking (a select number of Latinos on) Twitter by storm is #uknowumexican. And if Twitter has anything to teach us, it is that most of the indicating factors of Mexicanness deal with alcohol and acts of violence. Orale.

See whether you, alcoholic violent Mexican, can relate:

We always thought “chankla” was merely the spelling preferred by Caribbean-born listeners of La Kalle.

Come again?

Every Mexican we knew growing up had a penthouse on Brickell overlooking the beach…

And not wakes or funerals? C’mon now. Tia Loli would have wanted us to be drunk while loudly slurring that Tia Yoyi a trifling tramp.

Y’all care to add any of your own / take issue with the things Twitterers are mentioning?