Yolanda Saldivar’s Siblings Say She Knows All About Selena’s Secret Sex Tapes
29 July 2009, 10:42 AM. By Alex Alvarez
Yolanda Saldívar, the law-loving inmate charged with killing Santa Selena de los Airbushed T-Shirts, says she knows some secrets about Selena’s life that will change the way we view the Tejana star forever. Her siblings, María Elida and Armando, have come forward in their sister’s defense, perhaps in the hopes that JACKIE GUERRA® might play her in an inevitable upcoming biopic.
Yolanda, say the siblings, maintains that she quit working for Selena because of the singer’s relationship to a mysterious Dr. Martinez who was no good. They say she purchased a gun not with the intent to kill Selena, but because the singer told her she needed a means to protect herself. Selena tried to persuade Yolanda to keep working with her, secretly, and then said that if anything should happen to her, Yolanda would take the blame.
María Elida and Armando also say that, at the time she quit her job helping Selena with her fan club, Yolanda was receiving death threats. Threats, they believe, that came from Selena’s father, Abraham Quintanilla. Which he administered in the conservatory, with the pearlescent bustier!
Her siblings also say that, in the days leading up to the night Selena was shot, documents had been stolen from Yolanda’s home! Someone fiddled with her car’s exhaust pipes! Her tires were deflated! She got a zit! It was all so horrible and without proof.
Perhaps people were trying to kill or moderately inconvenience Yolanda because she knew about a sex tape featuring Selena and Dr. Martinez. How did she manage to get her hands on a copy of such a video? “By accident!” say her siblings. The siblings say that they know have the video, but have kept it locked away in a bank vault. The two also say that a second bullet from the scene did not match Yolanda’s gun. Even though the first bullet did so, like, what?
So. Why did these two wait a decade after the fact to share this information? Because they didn’t know all the facts and Yolanda’s lawyer was maybe bribed by Abraham Quintanilla and they had an appointment with the hairdresser and oh it’s just all so fraught.
The brother and sister say that Yolanda shall reveal all when she gets a Dateline special called “Corpses in Corpus: The Yolanda Saldívar Story” to defend herself in court.
Asegura Saber Un Secreto De Selena [TVyNovelas, print version]
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Riiiight. Yolanda, you know that if you ever get out, you’ll have to go into hiding and change your name, correct? I’ve heard people talk by the Selena statue out on the bayfront in Corpus, they’re still not forgiving your crazypantsness…
Santa de los Airbrushed T-shirts, that is tooooooo frickin funny, but you forgot, Santa de los CD’s on your rear view mirror, or Santa de los Cow Print Mini Skirts
That’s the best she could come up with? Tsk tsk
Do you know how many people want Jackie Guerra to play them in a biopic? That family needs to get in line behind Carnie Wilson, Paulina Rubio, Fergie and Wilmer Valderrama.
I heard, from a reliable source, that the reason Yoland shot Selena was that Selena was threatening to expose Yolanda’s darkest, most well kept secret to the world. That secret being that Yolanda was once named Tattoo (Hervé Villechaize) and starred on a show called Fantasy Island. However in 1983 he staged his own disappearance and resurfaced later as Yolanda. True Story.*
*Actually not true, I made it up. I am my own reliable source.
Someone put this miserable dog out of its misery….
ha ha ha ha dats really funny, ok so she was havin sex wit sum one else she a woman wut just cuz she was an artist she was not allowed to have a relationship???, nigga plz, she shot da the girl she just hates the fact dat she got caught… quit makin shit up yall worthless putos, suck a dick since u like to keep ur mouths full
oh and the sex tapes, cum one every one has a lil kink in dem…
Let’s be reaistic. The woman is not here to defend herself so Yolanda will make up any lie she can to make herself not look like the villian. Where is the tape then? The siblings of Yolanda is searching for some money not justice. They should be ashamed of themselves for coming up with such a deceitful lie. That young lady had just begun to live and do not mess up her good name. The devil sure is busy. Let her rest in peace and keep her good name.