Ok. So here we have Ashton Kutcher and George Lopez hanging out in Hollywood while wearing complimentary pink outfits. The unfiltered sense of douche emanating from our screen is making it so our pH balance is off like whoa.
31 August 2009
Try To Name One Thing Douchier Than This Image Of George Lopez And Ashton Kutcher
By Alex Alvarez at 5:42 PM.
FARC Releases 9 “Proof Of Life” Videos To Hostage Families
By Cindy Casares at 5:38 PM.
Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia, or FARC as they are more commonly known, have released video tapes showing proof of life of 9 hostages in their custody–two soldiers and seven policemen.
Adventures In Racial Profiling: Beware Of Camping Latinos
By Alex Alvarez at 4:17 PM.
The U.S. Forest Service issues a statement recently warning campers of a possible marijuana-cultivation ring in Colorado! And they’re warning people to keep an eye out for Latinos and their potted meat products.
Latinos, Time For A Meeting. Can We Make Megan Fox An Honorary Latina?
By Alex Alvarez at 3:00 PM.
We’ve grown to find Megan Fox’s crazy one-liners and odd philosophies more than a little endearing and, so, we’re asking… Guys, can we keep her? Pleeease?
Honorary Latino Blanket Jackson’s Dad Might Be Macaulay Culkin, Says British Tabloid
By Alex Alvarez at 2:23 PM.
New reports claim that, no, Michael Jackson is NOT Blanket’s father. (Cue crying woman running offstage, Maury pretending not to be thrilled.) But, hey. Maybe Home Alone star and Michael’s former BFF Macaulay Culkin might be the dad. Sure. Why not.
People En Español’s 25 Most Guapos Don’t Stand A Chance Next To Our 25
By Alex Alvarez at 1:05 PM.
The guys on People en Español’s “Cutest, Like, Ever” list are nice and all, but we thought we could come up with a better list of hot guys. So we did.
