The Brazilian Glaze: More Than An Obscure Sex Act

7 August 2009, 4:34 PM. By Alex Alvarez

. 4 Comments

Lexington Avenue ArmoryThe latest trend among people who, we guess, change their hair color according to trends, is something called “The Brazilian Glaze.” These golden-brown tresses can be found sprouting from the hair follicles of such celebrated Brazilians as Gisele,  Ana Beatriz Barros and Alessandra Ambrosio. This is not to be confused with “light brown” or “dirty blonde,” which are hair colors found specifically on non-Brazilians. 

We kind of like this whole concept of taking something fairly common, like “dirty blonde” hair color, and dressing it up with a perverse-sounding name. You can apply it to most anything! Like, say…

Strawberry Blonde becomes…

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Managua Menses!

Milkshakes are… 

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Guatemalan Guzzlers!

Rain becomes…

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Mexican Bukkake!

Trend Alert: The Brazilian Glaze [FabSugar]

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  1. Lola del Rio
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    Guest wrote

    so… i know i’m supposed to want whatever “brazilian glazing” is but WHAT is it? (yes.. i could click on the link but ugh… my clicky finger is not feeling it….)

    does it involve formaldehyde & a gas mask? if so… i’m already tempted!

  2. (+1)
    Guest wrote

    alessandra ambrosio is italian

  3. Syd888
    (+1)

    HAHAHAHA!!!!! This was brilliant. Mexian bukkake…hahahaha

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