Chupabultos: The Bergman Of Bulge And Nalga Videos

Forget staying up in bed, afraid that the Chupacabra will crawl through your bedroom window to suck your face off. There is a more immediate terror lurking in broad daylight. And he’s got a video camera. Or at least a fairly shitty cell phone cam.

“Chupabultos” is the name of a YouTube channel, apparently based out of Mexico, that revolves around the surreptitious filming of men and their bulges. Is Mr. Chupabultos (literally, “Bulge Sucker”) a champion of subverting machista ideals of sexuality and objectification? Or just some gross perv violating people’s privacy? 

The videos, which don’t feature the faces or names of the people being filmed, linger on men’s boners and backsides, usually on public transportation, at the library or in a shop. It does appear that some of the people being filmed are either in on the filming or simply feel no qualms about stroking their boners in public.

Like so:

Judging from the great, heaving bulk of his videos, Chupabultos prefers men who are well-rounded and wear pants that are too tight. So if you’re a pudgy man in ill-fitting Dockers prone to popping a boner while buying your coffee, be aware that you might have a fan:

Entering The Bone Zone